Conversation with the Sis

(first thing in the morning)
Sis: You look like a snowman. Colorful, of course. But all I can see is round things.
Me: When did you start wearing glasses?
Sis: When I was 14, dude.
Me: *
Sis: Yeah, I've heard that laser surgery works. Shawn had it done a long time ago and still raves about it.
Me: Then why don't you get it done?
Sis: Well, one of the things people say is that they love being able to see first thing in the morning. Have you seen other people first thing in the morning? They just don't look that good. I don't need to see them.